Several sheets of different categories are being passed around. Each student writes something he or she finds particularly annoying about the people on the sheet.
Please enjoy this screamingly funny selection. Thank you Sonja, I have been laughing since Thursday!
Restaurants Complaint Menu:
Restaurant is most expensive.
WC’s restaurant are not clean.
The employees are not enough sympathic.
The meals is too little.
The servers are wearing like playmobil.
The serveurs more smill.
We can’t smoke in.
Barmeat is beautifull.
Boss Complaint Menu :
He does not give me an explication about this job.
He screams every time.
He does anything.
He drink so much coffee so he is very exciting.
He doesn’t want to give more money.
He is so autoritary.
He lies everyday.
He asks us to do his job at his place.
He does not like lazyman.
And the winner is … He likes make love with secretarian girl.
Other People’s Children Complaint Menu:
Children smell bad.
Children cry.
Children is scream.
Children run everywhere.
Expansive.
Children could sick and listen bad music.
Parent Complaint Menu:
My parents are dead.
My parents ask me all the time, where I am. (Excellent use of punctuation here!)
My parents scream everyday.
They are broken.
They have no money for me for permit to buy drinks.
Bottom line: They sucks!
Boyfriend / Girlfriend Complaint Menu:
She doesn’t like when talk about her weight.
My girlfriend don’t want me to call another girl.
My girlfriend like my creditcards.
My girlfriend is histeric crazy.
My girlfriend is a boy.
And the winner is … My girlfriend make me sleep in front of entry door!
